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Getting around in Vietnam

When trying to see Vietnam, there are a surprisingly large amount of transportation options to get where you want to go, as well as to get around when you get there. Here are some notes on the best (and worst) options available to you.

For the fairly well to do, one option is to rent a car. In Vietnam, this will automatically and necessarily employ a driver, as anybody with any sense of traffic laws will not fit in here. You will also learn a lot about the universal hand signals employed by drivers that are almost a form of gossip, allowing these professionals to communicate regarding wrecks, weather, and of course, police. While this option is certainly quick and convenient, it is also quite costly, especially if you're on any kind of a budget.

Another option you have is the Reunification Express. The national rail system is not efficient, though, and the trains are in terrible shape. You also do not get to see much of the countryside, either, as giant steel shields are employed to thwart the efforts of rock-throwing children. If you choose not to leave your shield up, it will not fail, you will be hit, injured, and possibly even killed by these projectiles. Needless to say, this is not a recommended medium of travel.

If you ever get the chance to witness a Vietnamese bus on the highways, this will most likely be argument enough against taking a bus. Buses are also, as a rule, packed to the rafters, which gives one pause when you think about the toll of a rollover wreck on one of these. Leave the buses to the locals.

An economical and popular option is the mini-bus. You generally purchase a ticket for a seat, and once the bus is filled (usually around 10 to 12 passengers), you can get to your next destination for around US$4. Mini-buses are generally easy to find, too. Just ask at your hotel front desk.

To get around, Vietnamese metered taxis abound. They are safe, clean, and the drivers are all professionals. If you don't speak the language, make sure to write down the address of where you're going, and you should get there quickly and safely. For the more adventurous, take a motorcycle taxi, or xe om. This may appear a somewhat dangerous option but is actually the main medium of transport, and it is recommended you try it at least once while in-country. I'm sure I don't need to stress the importance of getting a decent travel insurance policy!

Finally, in the city, walking is another good option. You get a great street-level view of the life of the Vietnamese, as well as get your thrills by doing something as common as crossing the street. The best way to do it is just wait for a lull in the traffic, then start slowly across. The locals will zip around you, missing by inches. Great fun!